unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person
I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER
I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS
no seriously this is one of the best things ever
must reblawg every time its on the dash
when you genuinely like and care for someone but can’t express it without being weird
Sleep deprivation is a serious safety issue and has been implicated in everything from oil spills to plane crashes to nuclear power plant explosions.
this is the wrong color tricycle mom I hate you so much this is the worst birthday ever